YES, TESTIMONIALS. FOR A DISCORD SERVER.
Who doesn't love testimonials? We all know that's the first thing one checks out in any website trying to sell a product. Well, we're not trying to sell you anything, but this wouldn't be a professional website without some members speaking out from their hearts flat out lying.
"When I first joined this server, I knew nothing about the stock market. All the members helped me gain incredible knowledge. Now, I still lose money every month, but at least in the server, and unlike my girlfriend, they all laugh at my lame jokes, so I still feel more valuable here than IRL."
"I love this server because I can make fun of other members who are losing money, despite the fact I'm currently losing more than them. I also love arguing with Haplo. 10/10 server in all fairness."
"This is the best discord server I've been in, and I've been in hundreds of them before because I never leave my room. I feel important on this server because every time I say something everyone reacts to it or replies to it. I feel like my fellow community members care about what I say here."
"This is honest to god, the best discord community ever. I've been banned from 352 other discord servers, this is the only one where they put up with my teen ramblings"